Text in Picture" - Imagine what Ibrahimovic and Mourinho are talking about?

Welcome to "Text in picture". In this column, all you need is your imagination. Please design an interesting conversation for people in picture we post.

Imagine what Ibrahimovic and Mourinho are talking about and write down your lines in comments area as funny as possible.

The format is shown as followed:

Ibrahimovic: ... 

Mourinho: ...

(No order required)

If your lines are interesting enough, they will be shown in the picture we make for you next time!